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1. One who has a passion, luck, or is excessively skilled with the cultivation of marijuana. This title is used for those who are truly skilled in growing weed (not for any casual grower) due to the many aspects which make marijuana growing a skill.
2. Can also be used for a grower who successfully grows weed under circumstances in which others would most likely fail.
1. Dude, you've got to try out this weed. I got it from a Seed Whisperer!
2. Hey, I heard Eddy harvested 5 pounds off one plant. He must be a Seed Whisperer.
3. (At high school)
Guy 1: Dude! Greg grew 7 plants all 5 feet tall in his room in his tiny house without his parents noticing!
Guy 2: Damn kid's a Seed Whisperer.
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- Showing total and utter disregard for any type of emotion.
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Wife: "I've cheated on you with your best friend"
Husband: "ok."
WOW that guy just 'Huck Seeded' her.
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Lawyer: "I'm very sorry but you've lost everything you own."
Person: " Cool!! "
Lawyer: " If you give me your concentration for 5 minutes we can try and get it back, I know how!!!!! "
* Person keeps a straight face, gets up and walks out the building. "
Lawyer " WTF!! Did that guy just huck seed me?? "
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one who likes to seed a lot on torrents till they have a high enough ratio on a torrent.
Mr-O : hey look at how much ive uploaded on these torrents
Mr-J : Dude you have uploaded a lot on them torrents.....
Mr-J : YOU HAVE ONE MASSIVE SEED-PEEN !!!!!
When you cum in your partner to plant the seed, then urinate in them to release the feed. The nitrogen in the urine will fertilize the seed.
After a hard day of farming I gave the wife a nice seed and feed.
A woman who seduces a man into having sex with her so she can have a baby. The man may be a willing participant in the sex, but has no desire to father a child. He is usually duped into having unprotected sex with the woman. After the child is born, the woman will experience the joys of motherhood while the man is stuck paying for most of the expenses.
"I had a great time with Heather last night!"
"Did you use protection??"
"Nope, she let me go in raw dog!"
"You idiot, that girl is a certified seed thief. You better hope she doesn't get pregnant or else you're paying for her baby."
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I love polly seeds. What are polly seeds? Sunflower seeds are polly seeds! How did they get that name? Parrots say, "Polly want a cracker" and parrots eat sunflower seeds.... so they are called polly seeds!
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A true gem of a lady. A very cute and beautiful and beautiful enchantress whose charm and elegance are never to be underestimated.
"Hello pumpkin seed! How gorgeous you look today!"
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