Shaft Captain

Another name for a Staff Captain in halo 3 but more related to being a Staff Captain in real life-being a noob at life, having a lot of experience but still is a noob. Used to describe a teenager most times.

Winston: damn look at that girls titties.
Sam: she's out of your league dude.
Winston: that girl is fineeeee.
Sam: ur such a Shaft Captain

shaft master

one who mastered the shaft

andy you fucken shaft master shut up

Voorheesville Shaft

A hidden place deep in the woods where high school kids go to party and get shitfaced. Usually consists of a portable speaker, a fire, and a fordable table for pong. The fire department has only been needed once...

That Voorheesville Shaft last night was so fucking fire bro, I cant wait till next weekend to throw glass bottles and stand in a circle!

Gluten shaft

This is another term to refer to a long, thin loaf of French bread which is commonly made of lean dough, ie. at baguette.

Man, that gluten shaft that your mom baked if amazing.

Shaft Hair

Pubic hair on the shaft of the penis. Very inconvenient.

Be extra careful when trimming shaft hair as the skin is very sensitive.

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Abduls shaft

A dick that's as big as a crane it can carry 80kg and unfortunately could be extinct in the coming days

Abduls shaft unfortunately broke

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Mine Shaft

A person with a lot of bling, such as gold and diamonds, in their mouth.

Goal;

While getting head, have some bling fall out. Ideally you can keep whatever you can knock loose.

Usage;

“I got a gold nugget from Sean’s mine shaft last night”

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