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A breakup in which one person doesn’t give a shit and the other is devastated, must occur within 2 months of ‘dating’
Bro, I’ve just had a shard breakup, she left me a 10 minute long voice note, I’ve only been seeing her a few weeks.
The act of carefully searching an area for a dropped shard of meth
Person 1 here hold this light, I saw him drop a shard
Person 2: are we seriously shard sharking right now?
A crystal meth pipe.
I just got some meth get tge shard pipe
Noun
Also known as: carpet surfers, dope fiends, meth heads/ dope heads
Every local dealer has at least 1"shard-varment" hanging around to wash dishes for dope.
Shard-varment is the same as a carpet surfer
Dope fiend, dope whore, carpet surfer, dope man's house bitch
Spill some dope on the floor and watch the shard-varments go crazy.
She's plug hopping being a shard-varment.
(Noun) A female meth addict / dope whore who is so twacked out that she has convincesd herself that being a strung out junkie whore is fashionable. She tells herself how pretty she is as she spends hours in the mirror picking at her face and covering it with layer upon layer of cheap make up and body spray which she stole from Dollar General. She then ventures out into the world amongst the other jank-skanks looking for the next plug to blow for a gram.
Courtney - "so whats it gonna be"
The Plug- " I mean... I'll give you .5 for some head but thats about it"
Courtney - "motherfucker I aint no jank-skank, Im a shard barbie!"
The Plug - "ok then .4 you disgusting whore"
Courtney - fuck...ok but ill lick your asshole for the whole G.
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WHEN 2 OR MORE GATHER TO ENHANCE THEIR EUPHORIA THEY INSERT A SHARD (crystal rock) UP THE ANAL CANAL WITH ONES FINGERTIP(lube optional)
FRIEND SHAKING A CRYSTAL SACK: "SHARD PARTY!!"
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