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A shredder is a type of girl who intentionally bites dicks and gets mad for being made fun of for it. A shredder is usually a slut bouncing through different boyfriends bi-weekly.
Fred: "Yeah, me and becky broke up because she found another guy."
Joe: "Its okay man, she was a shredder anyway."
noun, plural - shredders
1. A handjob applied with sub-100 grit sandpaper
2. The losing outcome of Gloryhole Roulette
My dick moulted like a snake from that Shredder I got last week.
A stupid purse and/or bag that looks like a cat, or has been destroyed by a cat
Can be found at H&M. Example: Shopping at H&M "do you like this bag?" "no it looks like a stupid cat-bag, like a shredder".
A man so bald it looks like someone has shredded his head with a law mower. Then finished it with danish oil and wax
Person 1: that guy Freddie is such a shredder
Person 2: Davies is a real shredder though.
(Noun) A person extremely proficient in down hill alpine skiing. A person that partakes in down hill alpine skiing with grace and style. Not to be confused with a Skier. A person who just gets down the mountain in one piece.
Dude, check out that shredder ripping down the mountain. Those shredders rip it up effortlessly as compared to those darn skiers clogging up the mountain.
someone who desperatly needs a brace but has oral hygene so bad they get rejected by the dentist. so their oral health deteriorates until they have 'Shredders' Yellow, misplaced, missing goofy teeth. they are immensly reselient yet badly decayed, they are useful and the build up of plaque has doubled up as a protective coating so they are virtually indestructable
Man: ew that bird opened that bottle with her teeth.
Woman: she must have shredders