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someone who sucks penis aka smoking the sausage
hey look at tristan over there, i just think hees a sausage smoker
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The misguided and incorrect notion that smokers have, or should have, rights related to their smoking. Chavs and other forms of white trash believe in smoker's rights just like children believe in the tooth fairy. Many people who feel entitled to smoker's rights also feel they are entitled to welfare and Medicaid.
The big fat chav slob got upset when told to put out her cigarette in the restaurant and started yelling "smoker's rights" until everyone laughed at her as she was thrown out of the place. She felt that she had a right to make others smell her gross odor, instead of others having a right to clean air while they enjoyed their dinner. She, of course, was also one of those idiots who thinks that it's unconstitutional to require someone to get a driver license to drive on publicly built and owned roads, to pay income taxes (even though the 16th Amendment explicitly authorizes them). She's probably also so stupid that she doesn't realize she'll get cancer soon, and look wrinkled and ugly before she's 30 years old.
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A person who sucks male genetalia; homosexual man.
1) It could be said that Prince is a pickle smoker.
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The small round device (usually emitting smoke) used by a Catholic priest to cleanse purify, sanctify or chase the boogers out of the area.
The catholic priest carried the booger smoker around the room as he recited latin scripture.
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A student who isn't interested in smoking but want to look like a smoker. Typically from the ages on 10-16. They are know for "smoking" on school campus during school.
Hey, you a smarties smoker?
Yea, want a smarties smoke?
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In swimming or track, the athlete in the farthest lane is the slowest qualifier of the heat. He or she is expected to lose the race because he or she qualified in last place. When he or she wins the race in an upset, this type of underdog victory is designated as the "outside smoker"
"I thought that swimmer in lane 7 was sure to get last, but he surprised everyone with that come-from-behind victory. What a racer! What a beast! THAT is what we call an outside smoker!"
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