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The nickname of your short best friend
Hey Smurf how do I look from down there?
When you are a small person
or
you have a second account on video games and you are EXTREMELY SWEATY on it
You suck you smurf
You are a Sweaty Smurf
smurf is when you grip your partners balls till they turn blue while sucking his dick and only releasing the grip when he is about to nut
i smurfed my bf but he lost his left nut because i gripped way too hard
When you insert ur pp in once, and then ur both done.
"Bro I smurfed ur mom last night"
a smurf is a skilled gamer that makes a new account to play with lower skilled players to win.
*playing csgo*
me: how the hell did he do that?
purp42088: must’ve been a smurf.
simpmaster11: too bad the only way he can win is making a new acc.
me: yeah,,
Intentionally going out of the way to grief newer players by creating new accounts for popular games such as Overwatch.
Oh man, that Reinhardt is such a smurf!
The name of a short girl who is extremely cute/adorable/beautiful
/lovable and she's so light you
can carry her like a baby and did
I forget to mention she's
extremely goth and super cute
And can tell if someone's a good
Person or not and can keep secrets
Friend: hey lucas did you see that new girl with the sides of her head shaved she looks freaky
Lucas:SHUT THE FUCK UP *whispers* I think she's kinda cute like a smurf •/////•
Friend:you like her don't you
Lucas:SHUT THE FUCK UP
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