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spiked a football

To prove masculinity after a qualifying event.

Yeah...I had sex with her and her mom...and then spiked a football.

Manjina caught the biggest fish...and then spiked a football.

I just benched pressed 400lbs...and then spiked a football.

by Motoboat'n sob June 14, 2011


Spike TV

A TV network, formerly known as The National Network, formerly known as the Nashville Network. They changed their focus c. 2001 to become a "guy's" network rather than a country network. Their keystone programming includes Star Trek: The Next Generation, VIP, and various wrestling events. This covers all important guy interests (technology, hot girls, violence). Their acquisition of Exclusive syndication rights to Star Trek TNG was a major ratings boost.

"I want to make the ultimate guy's show. It'll have technology, sex, and violence all in one package."
"What will you call it?"
"Android Kick-Fucking"
"Spike TV will be all over that."

by Dave September 20, 2003

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The Gronkowski Spike

When the famed New England Patriot Rob Gronkowski scores a touchdown and spikes the ball in celebration

Fan #1: Touchdown Gronkowski!!
Fan #2: Here comes The Gronkowski Spike!
Fan #3: The what??
Fan #2: Look it up asshole

by bostonfan123 January 17, 2012

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lag spike

When participating in internet activities such as games or chat and your internet connection suddenly lags very badly for a brief amount of time. The spike part comes from how sudden the lag is and how high it gets in such a short time.

"I had a huge killing spree going in UT until I got hit with some major lag spike and some fucking noob fragged me."

"Lag spike fucking sucks!"

by IceWarm July 23, 2004

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Spike Girl

A classy lady who likes to get out and shake her booty, and has no need or intentions of hooking up with any slut puppies...

Bella likes to do dancing at the Spike and listen to live music... she is a Spike Girl for sure... and all the men know that.. so they treat her like a lady...

by Ciao... January 3, 2009

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wrist spikes

The nervous feeling felt in oneโ€™s wrists and sometimes collarbone.

I started getting wrist spikes two hours before the test even started!

by Chrekol July 2, 2005

28๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


The Spiked Fifty

The act of attatching spikes to your penis, making it like a mace, and cock slapping someone fifty times in a row with it.

"Man your girlfriend gave me the worst blowjob ever, I was obliged to give her the spiked fifty after"

by Gotta Ketchum All November 7, 2007

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