stage fag

A straight male who often acts in musicals, wears make-up and discusses theater.

Jim and these other stage fags sure aren't getting as much ass as they claim from performing in that musical.

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Rock That Stage

To be told you're awesome or to know you're awesome at doing something. Coined orignally by Chace and Shay.

Person 1: You're really good at singing.
Person 2: Am I really?
Person 1: Yeah, ROCK THAT STAGE.

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Octopus Stage

adj. The stage that frequently falls between the two stages of tipsy, and drunk.

Nah, Jimbob only made it to the octopus stage last night.

I'm at the octopus stage!

I wash athe octhopush sage!

see also: octopussy

stage herpes

A name for Glitter mainly used by those who work in the Theatre Industry. On account of it being itchy and getting everywhere.

"I hate sweeping up after panto there's stage herpes everywhere"
" When I got home and got in the shower I found stage herpes everywhere"

Stage Syndrome

The phenomenon of fancying someone because you've seen them act/sing/play on stage when you probably wouldn't fancy them if you hadn't.

Wow I've so got stage syndrome for that drummer!

Goat stage

when a milestone has been hit but it is only a part of the ladder to completion
if you wanted to make a cheese cake, you would realise you cant make a cheese cake until you have the cheese, you have to go milk a goat to get the cheese - hence "the goat stage"

building the foundations is the goat stage of making a house

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Stage Pee

Stage pee is when you have the sudden urge to pee before performing or going onstage.

"Why is Bob bouncing up and down?"
"His scene is up next, so he might have stage pee."