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When you are attending a Baltimore sporting event and an attractive woman sitting in the row behind you reaches into your trousers and gives you a handy
Man I went to the game last night and the orioles got their ass kicked , but the nice woman seated behind me gave me reached between my seat and gave me “the Baltimore surprise”
An unexpected santorum. So named for the headline on Rick Santorum's website after his second-place win in the 2012 Iowa primaries.
"If I knew there was going to be an Iowa Surprise, I would have brought a towel."
"Legalizing gay marriage was a real Iowa Surprise!"
The act of drawing a smiley face on your penis and poking it through your letter box, just as the postman is about to deliver your mail.
Man, i sure gave him a postman's surprise this morning
A fumbling guy attempts to mount a woman from behind but alas hits the brown and not the pink,
Dave's a right Magoo, he went to shag Jenny last night but ended up with his dick up her arse. Mind you I think Jenny enjoyed the Snooker Surprise.
When a girl is sucking a guys dick and he randomly nuts on her face then yells surprise!
"Dude I totally gave that chick a nut surprise last night!"
Using a dirty sanchez finger to un-cork a hot carl while pulling out scrotal hairs.
"Last night was so romantic. He lit candles and spread rose petals on the bed. Then he gave me a Pavel Surprise."
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Its when your fucking a girl and you look down... AND ITS YOUR GRANDMA!!!!
Guy 1: *fap fap fap fap* "Ah damn girl hell yeah... AH FUCK ITS MY GRANDMA!!!!"
Guy 2: Damn thats quite the big surprise!
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