third derivative

A lesser known Calculus term, literally meaning a sudden change in acceleration, or a "jerk".

School Playground Bully: "Shut the fuck up and gimme yo money. And yo lunch, nigga."
Poor Playground Nerd: "Um, no hey! YOU shut up, you third derivative!"
<School Playground Bully runs away squealing like a little girl.>

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Third Parent

Legeslation or laws placing restrictions on people under 18.

Raising the Driving age to 18 is third parent Legeslatin

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Third Worldism

Far-Right ideology glorifying third world culture promoted by resentful losers, outcasts, and non-whites. Topics include: Dugin Eurasianism, Castizo Futurism, anti-Western, pro-Islamic, pro-Chinese.

People supporting Putin invading Ukraine believe in Third Worldism because Russia is basically like an African country with snow.

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Third Wheel

Where one person hangs out with two people who are dating in situations and places where couples usually hang out like at the movies or at restaurants.

Third wheelers make the situation extremely awkward for a couple to show affection towards each other or talk about things pertaining to their relationship.

Third wheelers also invade time with potential couples. Usually they are invited to hang out because of pity and consideration. It is also awkward for the one who unintentionally becomes the third wheel when the couple sort of distances themselves from them so that they can do things as a couple.

I'm not going to the movies with you guys tonight, I don't want to be a third wheel. It is like watching a poorly scripted romance movie!

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Third Day

Crazy awesome Christian band. Southern Rock-ish. Not real mainstream, as their songs tend to focus on God.

Person 1: Is that Lift Up Your Face on?
Person 2: What's that?
Person 1: ONLY THE BEST SONG EVER!!!!
Person 2: Who's it by?
Person 1: THIRD DAY!!!!
Person 2: Who's that?
Person 1 Just read the description that's right above this conversation!
Person 2: Oh. Right.

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third floor

A place where engineers and corporate busy bodies run around trying to meet deadlines that never lead to anything more than a lot of tasking that get passed to those in the basement only to be round filed later.

What happened to that report you did last week?

I sent it to the Third Floor, never to be heard from again.

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Third Wheel

When your gaming online and your two friends are playing together without you but your still talking to them

"Guess I'm the Third Wheel again" said Jim as his two friends were playing Destiny together

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