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The action of inserting a flacid or semi flacid penis into ones sexual partner using a thumb or finger in an attempt to engage in coitus. The action is usually performed after the consumption of a considerable amount of alcohol and is regarded as a token effort at sexual intercourse.
"I was absolutely twatted and knew that there was no way that I could possibly perform, despite the fact that she was absolutely stunning and horny as a goat. I knew that if we didn't have sex she would be upset but I was drunk as a sailor. Therefore the only possible course of action was to thumb in a softie.
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The ability to over-tighten small screw down items such as soda bottles and speakers terminals.
Also the ability to pinch with excessive force.
"No I can't open the soda, you got it to tight with your yoked thumbs!"
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The political gesture popularized by Bill Clinton, consisting of a flat thumb on a closed hand. It's neither a fist, nor a pointed finger, nor a thumbs-up. It's all of these and more, and is the best way to convey the message "I want to be forceful without looking like I'm threatening you."
The politician's advisers told him that pointing his finger at the crowd made it look like he was accusing them of something. They recommended that he use a clinton thumb instead.
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The act of putting ones thumb into the rectal cavity before, during, or even after intercourse.
See that girl at the bar? She could catch a thumb.
To stick one's thumb up anothers ass and dig deeply when least expected causing a shrill of awkwardness and uncomfortable anxiety
While walking down the sidewalk Rachelle thumb burgered a nearby friend.
this is the purple/brown like color your thumb turns into after over exerting it into someone's anus (including your own), causing it to slightly become bruised also
Dude, can I borrow your gloves for today? me and Neil were playing hitchhiker sex all night and now I got Plum Thumb from it being up his ass for so long....
stoner thumb is the callous that forms on the side of your thumb as a direct result of using a lighter way too much. This usually occurs during long sessions of smoking the herb.
"Son, whats that on your thumb"
"A callous"
"from what?"
"not from my lighter sir"
"really because it looks like you've got a stoner thumb"