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Towel Wave (similiar to victory cigar) is used to describe a situation when a player/fan/audience waves their towels as soon as they as think their team sealed the win.
NBA Commentator #1 : Here's Kobe with the dagger 3.
NBA Commentator #2 : And There's the Lakers bench with the Towel Wave.
if your significant other or whoever forgot to put fabric softener in the washer and all the t-shirts, socks and towels are rough like sandpaper
had to dry myself with the dremel towel; makes the after shower treatment a real pain in the ass
Toilet paper, loo roll, bog roll
Ah shit we're completely out of bum towels and I really need to go. bog roll
Wet Towel
A lethal weapon used to wreak havoc upon anyone in the changing rooms of a pool or gym.
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The term given to define something that is useless, pathetic and annoying in its self and to society.
Example 1
Mum: "How the hell did you get all those red marks on your back!!?"
Son: "Dave went on a killing spree with his wet towel in the changing rooms again..."
Example 2
Guy 1: Hey did you see that video of Justin Bieber starting on that reporter?"
Guy 2: "Yeah that kids such a fucking wet towel!"
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A habit, action or object that would be considered inconsistent with one's personality; the one anomaly in a person's pattern of behavior.
Normally, he was an organized person, but his filthy desk was his green towel.
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The item a person uses to clean up his or her body fluids after masturbation.
Person A: So i just got through masturbating bro.
Person B: You cleaned up, right?
Person A: Yep, i used my Carrie Towel.
Person B: You have one too! Mine is a stuffed animal!
Person A: Get outta town! So is mine!
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An insult that shows the speakers mild annoyance that they are losing an arguement. But doesn't have any great impact on the recipient. Originally from South Park
When two people are in an arguement and one of them is losing. "Well I don't care what you say, You're a Towel!"
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