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phrase used when this current moment in life is completely nonsensical, and thus, you can't unerstand the mere idea of the whole ordeal. may replace the flat what.
person 1: and so, I shaved her belly with a knife, just like she asked me to. oh what a lovely night that was
person 2: dude, what the fuck
When you fuck up on something so badly but you’re a bit confused on how it all came down to it.
Is used when you don’t know what the hell is going on or you are confused on how you fucked up really bad in something.
*plays doki doki literature club and all the waifus are dead*
Me:SHIT, WHAT THE FUCK!?
Friend: Dude it’s all going to be alright
Me: HOW DID I FUCK UP!? WHERE DID I GO WRONG!? WHY ARE THINGS JUST TRIPPING BALLS!?
Derives from the German word "frichen" , which means to strike. It is considered vulgar, and is most often associated with those in fustration.
Where is it? What the fucking fuck!
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The only viable response to something so utterly shocking that it leaves you in the ultimate state of confusion and disbelief.
*Phone rings at 0330*
Me: "Nnnnnuughhh... hello..?"
Team Chief: "Hey, just checking to make sure you're good to come into work at 0900."
Me: "Fucking what?"
A military term used when sumthin was not pronounced or heard correctly. OVER is used to let the person know their message is over
Bob: we have PT tomorrow
Dave: What the fuck, Over
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an expression used by forest animals (and humans, too) to show frustration and/or confusion about something or someone.
Yogi: "I can't believe that Mr. Ranger is still on my ass about those picnic baskets!"
Boo Boo: "Yeah. What the fuck, woodchuck?!"
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What a waster.
What is the fucking point of you, huh?
Oh what a waster
What a fucking waster,
you have pissed it up the wall
where does all her money go
where does all her money go
straight up her n-oooo-ooose
Two bob cunt
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