Someone who gets big booty bitches!
Hide our girl a Wilkes is cumming!
Yo did you see Wilkes at that party he abliterated your dogs ass!
(MUST BE DONE AFTER 1 MONTH OF ABSTINENCE.) While performing doggy style sex the male pulls out at ejaculation and cums into the back of the head of the partner.
(Extra points if she’s watching a play.)
After my split up, the first girl I slept with I gave her the John Wilkes Boothing.
The point of becoming so drunk, you have the chance of throwing up on a wall or other such objects that would normally not be thrown up on.
"Keep an eye on Jim, he had another shot and just went to stage wilk."
"There is puke on the fridge, who went to stage wilk?"
A fucking booty ass coach for the bloody Carolina Panthers who's ass cannot hold down a single fuckin job because of his poor ass predictability this wanker most likely uses all the Madden rookie mode plays to coach American football to adults. It's baffling ti know that people keep giving him a bloody job and think he's a good coach he once became the head coach of the fucking aricoma cardbirdies but went 3-16 like a fucking idiot he is ge tried coaching the Browns but was very unsuccessful he then tried to coach for Missouri but most likely got fired for his incompetence no one should trust this muppet
Steve wilks once more updated:
Ari: yo we hired a very good new head coach to replace the legend Bruce Arians
(Everyone cheers and celebrates)
(1 year later)
3-13 you fuckin idiot?? Get the fuck out of here you bloody wanker don't come back er hate you and never want to see you again
(6 months later)
The Browns: (hire Steve) yea we got a great defensive mind and coach to help lead us to victory
(After the season) Steve you fuckin bitch why don't you call better defensive plays you jackass? Stop calling Madden rookie mode plays and get your ass out of here
*2 years later*
University of Missouri: hire Steve wilks
All the athletes: cries in terror
After the season: damn not even a NFL coach can help win us any games did you see the film that idiot played in practice? All Madden highlights on rookie mode what a bloody fucking pathetic idiot I'm glad coach is getting fired on Friday
(2022) the Panthers: *hire Steve wilks*
*The City of Carolina* (riot and start screaming in confusion)
the rest of us: it must be Steve wilks bloody ass again
a whole bunch of rachet hoes and rednecks who will do anything for a little bit of clout
central wilkes rednecks.
So this Techniek is a very dangerous methode!
What you have to do put a glass next to your anus
then bend over on it just before going in your anus
You gonna jerk off
and the methode is that is very dangerous because
you could fall while jerking off and then the glass break in your anus
SO ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS NOT FALL
But Methode is amazing SO DONT FALL
And Enjoy The Methode!
I am using The Wilking Methode with a glass jar!
Used when asking for ends on a Cigarette, named after the ginger god Matt Wilkinson Himself, lord of the art of the ‘two’s’.
“Oh that ciggy looks tasty, can I wilks you on that please?”