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to wear abercrombie and fitch everyday with sunglasses even shen it's raining and act like a homosexual
Person 1: Man i really need a new polo and men to fuck.
Person 2: Dude, you
're so zach.
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The most amazing boyfriend, and the love of my life. He's chivalrous and charming, sweet and nurturing, and will go to the end of the world to make his girlfriend happy. He's truly remarkable in everything that he does, and any girl would be lucky to have him. If you're reading this, know that I still love you, no matter what.
I wish I had a boyfriend like Zach.
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A person who is addicted to oxycontin and heroin, constantly gels his hair so it won't "frizz", cries when runs over baby squirrels, deletes his ex gf on facebook, uses the words "whatever" and "never ever ever ever" daily, basically an overemotional girl.
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The most wonderful lay in the world, Once you have sex with him, he'll make you cum and cum, and cum again. He has never ending energy and loves to play rough. Other than the sexual side, he's got a really sweet side to him as well.
He'll text you while he's on break just to say "Hey baby I love you." and he tells you he's always thinking about you.
I just love zach, he is the best zach i've ever had.
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A cheating asshole who likes to have sex with you then brag about it to his friends who then try to hook up with you once you break up. STAY AWAY ladies he is bad news all around. He only lasts a minute or two in bed then likes to brag about how good he is. Dont be fooled by his sweet smile, he is a douche and deserves to get a rare STD that has no cure and makes your penis fall off...oh wait...his penis is so small already that there wouldnt be much to fall off. And watch out for that crazy tongue thing he does while you are kissing...his spit gets EVERWHERE!
you are being such a zach right now
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1. the biggest fag alive. he is a total dickface and is a jerk to all girls. tends to be in love with sluts who talk about whip cream and chocolate sauce. wishes he could have a penis in his mouth, and secretly hides it. normally has boners for girls with names that start with E or Kendall. MAJOR fag. no doubt about it ;D
2. liar with a big duck in his pants.
3. likes to show off for people lying about prudeness.
4. claims he does stuff with other sluts. (see noelle, kendall, etc)
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A sexy guy who is tough on the outside, but pretty like a unicorn on the inside. HAS A LARGE PENIS is what I am getting at.
Sam: yummy look at that Zach.
Alan: I know dont you just wanna eat him up.
Sam: Yea, and look at his lage cock.
Coach: Players get out of the shower already.
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