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A living human who continues to waste valuable oxygen that many feel would be best preserved for other uses. The oxygen is predominantly wasted through the beings ineffective contribution to society leading many to question their existence on the planet.
"Jim, who is this big-titted mongloid on the front on the newspaper?"
"Bob, Thats Katie Price, she is the biggest oxygen thief known to man"
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Someone who has an inate ability to drain the morale of a group either through his presence, words or actions.
Tom "how was last night with the lads?"
Steve "Really good until Dave turned up and put everyone on a massive downer"
Tom "yeah he is a bit of a morale thief"
Someone who committed the crime in which the fecal matter of another is intentionally and fraudulently taken without permission or consent, with the intent to convert it to the taker's use (including potential sale).
"Barry Mc. Hawk was charged with potty theft in connection with the reported loss last month from a local households' bathroom. He is now, a Potty thief.
A person constantly stealing one's "thunder."
Someone who takes something (like trends or expressions you began - to grabbing the attention) away from you.
Edward stole my expression. He's such a thunder thief.
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The father of all stealth games, You play as Garrett, a master thief. Garrett is an anti-hero that steals from the rich and gives to himself.
"Have you missed you eye, thief. I have seen wonderous things with it, someday i'll come back for the other one"
-The Eye
-Thief Deadly Shadows
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One who sneaks quietly into a restroom. Waits until your done taking a dump, and then sneaks into the stall and snatches your dump RIGHT out of the toilet before you have a chance to flush. God only knows what the poop thief does with the dump once he steals it.
John: Duuuuude. I think a poop thief just stole my shit.
Anthony: No way??
John: yeah, one second it's there, the next its gone. o.O
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