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When you came so hard that thunder appeared next to your penis.
Ah fuck dude, i got the thor nut yesterday while jacking off to Riley
Shitting in a pillow case then hitting someone with it, the reason for its name is that when the shit is at the end of the pillow case during motion it looks like a hammer. Also the person with the pillow case looks like Thor.
"Dude you looked like Thor when you hit that guy with a pillow case full of shit…it was awesome!"
"Thor's Hammer is awesome."
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Handshake in which two people raise their right arm, forming a fist with their hand and then hitting said arms against each other.
Using the Hammer of Thor, Adrien saluted his friend.
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When a man’s penis is only able to be lifted by a hot enough woman. If a woman of insufficient hotness attempts to entice the hammer, it will remain flaccid. Usually used when the standard of attractiveness is exceptionally high.
Hey man, check out Takamatsu! Hot Right? No reaction?! What, are you packin’ Thor's Hammer down there or something?
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Placing ones penis on a girls face so it rests straight down the bridge of her nose. while in position ripping a fart
Natalie Portman was napping on the set of thor i thought it would be funny to giver her a viking helmet but the buffalo chicken pizza started rumbling and turned it into a thor's helmet
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Things that are so mighty and large than thunder thighs just doesn't cut it.
Did you see Liz's Thor Thighs?
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The act of a man standing in nothing but socks on carpet. He then shuffles his feet vigorously creating an static charge to which in unloads that charge through the head of his penis as swings it like a hammer onto the face of an unsuspecting person.
As my girlfriend was doing her make up I snuck up behind her and gave her the mighty thors hammer right to the jaw.
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