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The show that no matter what character you like they will be sure to die.
Guy 1: Yeah you hear about how ... In game of thrones died
Guy 2: dude everybody dies get used to it
Using specific lengths of toilet paper to lay on the toilet seat, so as to keep your naked butt from contacting the germ-ridden and disgusting, bare toilet seat.
I have to dress the throne before I sit down and shit because I don’t want dirty butt-cheeks.
I was dressing the throne thoroughly because the toilet seat had pee and shit stains all over it.
Male who habitually urinates while sitting, and avoids using the conventional standing position. (see throne-piss)
I used to get so embarrassed by getting piss all over my jeans whenever I went to the toilet, but since I became a dedicated throne-pisser, my clean jeans have been the talk of the town!
A: I didn't hear you pissing just then.
B: Oh that's right, I sat down to avoid making noise and pissing on myself.
A: Reeeal? Did you change your tampons too you throne-pisser?
The official seat for making dramatic sounds as you excrete, i.e. toilet.
What is that noise, is someone dying in there?! It's okay, Fred's just on the groan throne.
Best of the BEST. example of perfection.
"Lauras style is so throne." ^^^ "we so throne, we own the night." ^^^ "Domino's pizza is SO THRONE"
The sexual act where a lady enters a mens bathroom and proceeds to have sex with each man on a toilet(ignoring all the rest). When the man is about to climax, said lady moves on to the next stall.
Jason, your girlfriend Lisa played the game of thrones last night. In Cheesecake factory.
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The Texas Throne is a sex challenge which involves 2 woman, 2 horses, a horse drawn carriage, and 2 dildos. The challenge starts with a horse drawn carriage by 2 horses. Each horse gets a dildo attached to its back. One woman goes on each dildo, totaling in 2 girls going up against each other. The carriage rides around until the first chick squirts. The first one to squirt wins and gets to wear a cowboy hat for 1 day and labeled as the “The Southern Hoe.” The loser gets trampled by the horse drawn carriage.
Beth: Joshua is MINE.
Jackie: Shut up bitch! He’s MINE!!
Beth: alright fine, let’s play The Texas Throne challenge. Whoever wins gets to have Joshua!
Jackie: Fine!!
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