gay crisis

An alternative to “gay panic” which is sometimes used by queer people to describe when they see a cute person that they want to talk to, but don’t at the same time. Gay panic is also a term used by homophobes to get a lighter sentence with hate crimes, claiming that they were afraid that the gay/trans person would harm them. It is better to use Gay Crisis as it is not a term used by homophobes to excuse themselves from hate crimes

That guy over there is so cute! I’m having a gay crisis!

crisis management

Management by crisis is a phrase used to describe the common problem of allowing unexpected events, interruptions, problems, or emergencies to dictate your priorities and actions.

Successfully diffusing a crisis requires an understanding of how to handle a crisis – before it occurs.

To eliminate the worst practice of management by crisis you need to take two important steps. First, you must distinguish between a real crisis, which is something important that requires your immediate attention, and other lesser problems, events, or interruptions that do not qualify as a true crisis. Hence the word Crisis Management.

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Extential crisis

Something you have when you fail at something easy and dumb

Mom:"What happened to the food"
Me:"I burnt it with a candle"
Mom:"How please tell me why"
Me:"What's the point of living"
Mom:"oh no extential crisis call the cops"

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midlie crisis

Realizing halfway through a fib that you're going to be called out on it. Usually triggers a spree of reckless embellishments to cover over the logical gaps.

I was telling my boss I was late because of traffic, but then I remembered he lives near me and I had a midlie crisis. I told him I took a different route to pickup my kids, and then explained I had just adopted children this weekend...

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merry crisis

A word to describe on how terrible a year was durring christmas

Person 1: merry crisis!
Person 2: whuh

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midlife crisis

When your 40-60 and your riding a motor cycle with long hair and beard (usually going white) and a bandana to cover it.

You see that old guy on the Harley, he must be having a midlife crisis

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vanity crisis

personal crisis, your own personal problems noone else cares about

can you stop talking about your vanity crisis? noone cares about your vanity crisis!

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