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Grease Coma

The feeling of sleepiness you get after eating a large, greasy meal. Can also effect your ability to work and may cause you to "put it in neutral".

"After Myke and Curt came back from Tuckers, they became victims of the Grease Coma"

by DeltaP42 December 31, 2008


Grease Lord

A trebate boy that does not shower, and looks like he dipped his hair In the Fryer at McDonalds

Look at that Grease lord sitting over there.

by What the heck t-rex December 10, 2016


greasing the skids

To consume some type of food or medication in order to unclog a constipated keester such as coffee, prune juice or a greasey steak sandwich.

That correctol I slipped into grandpa's prune juice was just what the docta ordered for greasing the skids! Now he has skid marks that could make all the residents of Shartlesville envioius.

by Tenacious Faulker March 28, 2009

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sphincter grease

sphincter grease /ˈsfɪŋktər - grees (n.):

1. The resulting oily residue as having been rendered from an abnormally abundant and unkempt conglomeration of "swass" (aka. ass sweat).

-This advanced state of natural anal lubricant can typically be found on most hippies, destination vacation attendees, and hobos, and is commonly noted as the 2nd natural state of anal condensation, the first being "swass" and the 3rd being "ass butter." Sublimation is possible in extreme cases, however highly unlikely as sphincter grease plays an integral role in springboarding swass into a semi petrolic, pre-gelatinous state necessary for the achievement of ass butter.

I wouldn't be sliding all over this god damned linoleum car seat if it weren't for all this fucking sphincter grease

by Def Batface April 9, 2009

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Cheese Grease

The stain left by the unkempt. The sweat stains of unbathed track and field coaches. The residue left on surface areas, caused by sweat, grime, and or festering body odor.

"Johnny" sat down at my desk, and when he got up, he left a puddle of cheese grease.

by grouseking January 16, 2007


Grease The Elevator

1) To screw up, make a big mistake (aka) making something that falls to the ground, fall or fail even faster.

2) "Self Pleasure" with some form of lubricant. She totally busted him watching porn, and "Greasing the Elevator."

1) Man, Tyson really "Greased the Elevator" in that meeting.

2) When she walked in - Tyson had porn on the TV, a giant jar of KY; so it was pretty obvious he was about to "Grease the Elevator."

by U of M Professor February 4, 2012


grundle grease

An oily sebaceous substance secreted from peri-anal musk glands to lubricate the grundle and attract females.Turns rancid in a matter of days but is essential for fluid walking motion in that it reduces the friction between the butt cheeks.

I need a shower. My grundle grease has gone sour.

by wolfbait51 June 7, 2011