BOILED AS AN OWL

Drunk, smashed. Very drunk.

Otis Campbell was boiled as an owl before his trip began.

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The Owl’s Nest

Ancient technique to find a comfortable
place to sleep when you have none. It
consists of flirting with a lady, not to get in
bed with her, but rather to sleep in her
bed. You fuck the owl to sleep in the nest.

"Man, I am not sleeping on your couch
tonight."
"Well then The Owl’s Nest is your best
option"

owl nigga

noun.(n) 1.A scheming ass nigga who turns his whole head like the bitch from the exorcist just to look at some female

Person 1: damn yo why the fuck did that nigga turn his whole head to look back at you

Person 2: that nigga's a fucking owl nigga yo

drunk owl

To be Drunk only in night time, when the sun's down.

"Hey bro what take a shot with your cereal"? "You know me man, I'm only a drunk owl".

Paris Owl

A trick you use on BIG Lady Gaga fans. you tell them she made a new song called Paris Owl and tell them to go search it because it is AMAZING! you can see if they fall for it...

You: Jedd did you hear Lady Gaga's newest song?
Jedd: a new song seriously??
You: yea search it up i heard it on the radio its called Paris owl

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Owl City

Owl City is consisted of a man named Adam Young and guess what? He's not a one man band. He has percussionists, keyboardists, back up vocals, a violinist, and a cellist. Probably more. He has multiple albums, Ocean Eyes, Maybe I'm dreaming, All Things Bright and Beautiful, and the Midsummer Station. Many accuse him of being "gay" of "faggy" but they do not realize that music is truly about what the artist thinks, not about "getting low and funky and wanting to take a girl's clothes off". Young creates calm, yet feel good music which falls into its own category of Electronic music. All the people who think Owl City is a rippoff of the Postal Service do not realize that the Lady GaGa they adore is a rippoff from Madonna.

girl 1: oMg what r u listening 2?!
girl 2: Owl city
girl 1: OMG I LUV FIREFlieS!!!11!! buT all HiS OThEr sonGS are GAAAYYYY lulzzzzzzz
girl 1: Do you know what the term "gay" means
girl 2: Noooo, i just say it abOUt thinGs i doNt lykkkkk haha
girl 1:
girl 2:
girl 1:
police: so she just fell down the stairs?
girl 2: yes

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orly owl

see god, jesus, savior

That famous owl that goes orly. Has many cousins such as the Yarly, Nowai, Yawai, and other such owls

Orlyism is a religion that is centered around the Orly Owl

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