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1.School (skule)noun
School is a (poorly funded, on the contrary to taxation) government institution that all persons the age of 4-18 are required to go by law. Some of the many "usefull" subjects taught in school include 'the reproductive system of the inch worm', 'the population density of Czechoslovakia', the 'person per car ratio of south africa' etc.
By teaching useless information, the government can destroy independent thought and make people the "gears of society" (this is why the dress code is so strict and anything the slightest bit remote/independent/outstanding is not allowed). The government thinks that people will fuction better in society if they are taught not to think. This only benefits the few people who are bosses and ironicly independent thinkers. Think about it, every person who sits at a cubicle all day along with 200 other people in their cubicles don't even understand why they are doing what their bosses tell them. They just understand that to get payed they must do what the boss tells them even if they do not understand why this has ALOT to do with grades.you are given an assignment of which its productive purpose does not appear to exsist and which you do not understand and told that you must get a good grade no questions asked. an A represents a good pay check, a B represents a all right pay check and a C represents a not so good pay check etc, F meaning hobo. Unfortunatly people who got A's all their life are only going to be middleclass because they gave in to not thinking for themselves. so at the end of the day when 200 people turn in their work, it all fits together making a functioning company. School only teaches people to be functioning parts of society. Hell with florescent lighting. see hell or brainwash.
2.School (skule) verb
To school someone is to give a person a lesson in something.
1.Learn and memorize the anatomy of a single celled organism found in a swamp= succeed in life.
2.Dude i just schooled you.
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\skul\n\
1. a place for teaching and learning (according to the dictionary and the govt.)
2. a living hell full of social humiliation, govt. control, forcibly conformist ways of thinking and rules that every person ages 4-18 is forced to attend because supposedly they're too stupid to think for themselves or do anything right, and will supposedly wreak havoc throughout the country if allowed to do anything during the day.
3. see prison
School is an excuse for the govt. to use mind control on the world's youth.
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Place where your parents expect you to eventually graduate from and if you don't they disown you and you end up working at 711 making no money and living off of TV dinners for the rest of your life because employers think you need a piece of paper to prove that you learned stuff in school. You spend 20% of your life in school re-learning the same BS over and over again until you think that the only time you'd actually use math is to calculate the number of bullets you'd put through your head to get yourself out of this nightmarish hellhole of an existence.
Bobby got a B- on a paper in school so his dad beat him with a rod.
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Schools are just a front for corporate bigshots, to enslave the minds of innocent children and force them to complete mind numbing work. See concentration camp
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a place with people who tear you apart. people who annoy the shit outta you. and adults who tells us what to do, when do to it, how to act, when to use the restroom, when to talk, cry, laugh, or breathe.
school is a place where i stopped learning anything useful since 5th grade and now it’s where i sit in my thoughts triggering depression.
fuck school
i was fine during the summer but once school came i felt so alone
A torture chamber. A place where you spend 25% of your life on (not including homework.) A place where you have to listen to a teacher's constant ramblings. A place that is made to brainwash kids in thinking that their life is ruined if they don't go to school.
Me: Whatchu do today?
Mindless Zombie: I went to school for 10 hours, then went home and did my homework.
Me: aww that sucks...
To obviously out perform an opponent in a sporting event
That wide receiver for Ohio State caught 15 passes for 200 yards in the game. He schooled Michigan’s defensive secondary
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