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eXtreme Restraints is one of the biggest online retailers of bondage and kink gear. Their reputation and customer base was built on their tendency to stock extremely niche fetish gear and sex toys.
I was looking for (insert uncommon fetish toy here) and I eventually found it on extreme restraints (extremerestraints.com). The price was pretty good too. They also had a huge collection of (insert kinky category here).
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Where you speed jack off and cum all over your partner's body.
Chloé told me what extreme outercourse was and I want to bleach my own ears.
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The act of fingering vigorously hard until the finish. It often involves using four fingers extremely faster than usual. It is often referred to as "eXXXtreme fingering".
"Dude, you hear what he did to Christelle!"
"Fuck yeah man, there was some eXXXtreme fingering going on there!
"Man, Extreme Fingering can be an arm killer!"
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An extremely bad club in Golders Green, London. About the size of my living room, and filled with tossers with moustakis.
Someone: "Let's go to klub extreme!"
Me: "Let's not."
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Originally, adult sports involving a high level of danger and adrenaline that would not appeal to most people but attract a daring few: things like skydiving, bungee jumping, rock climbing, ice climbing, technical mountaineering, hang gliding. It generally did not include sports which were "extreme" in their early years but since became mainstream (e.g., downhill skiing or scuba diving), nor did it include children's and teenager's activities like BMX or skateboarding. Extreme sports originally meant adult and non-mainstream. Later (from the late 1990s on) the meaning changed to become synonymous with non-dangerous kiddie sports and the definition has more to do with age (and with marketing energy drinks, Mountain Dew, baggy pants, and punk and thrash music), much to the chagrin of older folks involved in dangerous sports who now would rather the term would go away.
Skateboarding? That's not extreme. If you want a real extreme sport try hot air ballooning.
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The extreme way of telling a person that they have been owned/burned. Generally between 2-5 minutes long it is an improvement of the classic: Get some aloe vera for that burn!
As a general rule it has to be more annoying than it is funny and a complete waste of the person's time.Extreme owning can have many different variations. For example:getting ice for the burn or a haircut because the subject has been "sideburned"
The extreme way of telling a person that they have been owned/burned. Generally between 2-5 minutes long it is an extension of the classic:get some aloe vera for that burn. However aloevering can have many different variations. For example:getting ice for the burn or a haircut because the subject has been "sideburned"
Gerald: You're an idiot.
Melvin:Oh no, what i should do is visit a local low cost airline, buy a ticket to Egypt, hire a local tour guide, search around in the Saharah desert, find some aloe vera, find out my plane has been canceled due to an airline strike, stay in a 2* hotel overnight, get the next plane the day after, arrive from the airport and buy a motar and pestle from a local cookery shop, grind up the aloe vera and add milk, then leave it to ferment for 3 days until it becomes an ointment BECAUSE I JUST GOT BURNED! Extreme owning, deal with it!
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A term rarely heard, only the original maker uses this term and a few select others. The term Facepie Extreme is frequently used to express extreme disgust towards something or someone.
"I told you you were wrong!"
"HOW MAN YOU FACEPIE EXTREME!"
(Chair makes squeeky noise)
"HERE THIS CHAIR IS A FACEPIE EXTREME"
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