Turtles are the best type of animal ever they are best
Man:Dude I love turtles
other man: i know right
man theres one now
Verb; The act of moving from one place to another, usually involves going out somewhere more lively than one's current location (such as going from a house to a pub/club.)
Example 1
Should we turtle to the pub for some Jägerbombs?
Example 2
Are we turtling to the boat or staying for one more pint?
When not being able to go to the toilet, and you have to shit so bad the tip of your shit goes out of your anus and say " heeeey " and goes back inside.
Oh shit! I just did the turtle
Turtling is being too slow at doing things such as morning routine, or taking a shower or getting dressed or getting work done.
E.g. I've been turtling all morning, messaging people instead of showering and eating breakfast and getting out the door and being in massive action towards my goals
When someone is acting really retarded and you got no other way to describe them
MAN YOU ARE TURTLING RIGHT NOW ! WHATS WRONG WITH YOU