yoda cane

Twig of marijuana used to stir and scrape out smoked ashes from pipe.

She used a yoda cane to stir the ashes of a wicked bowl of pot.

[Yoda] Burn

1. (Noun) A 1st or 2nd degree burn of a small area on the hand. Occurs while cooking, esp. with a conventional oven (usually by touching the heating coil), or from handling a pan or food that has just come out of the oven, or is still in the oven
2. (Verb) To get such a burn

Person 1: Yoda...(reaches into oven to retrieve baguette, burns self on oven interior) Ouch! (examines small burn on palm)Yoda burn...

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Bed Yoda

The act of back flipping during sex.

Oscar does Bed Yodas every night

Yoda peacock

The acts of painting oneself green while thrusting your lower body while making noises like a peacock in a gravely yoda voice.

Wow that young man is doing the Yoda peacock and it’s making me feel things I’ve never felt.

Double Yoda

A sexual move, where you do a double backflip, insert your penis into the orifice of choice, and scream, "Afraid are you?"

Deleted scences of Luke S. double yodaing Vader.

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as yoda is tall

To mean the opposite of something, in a sarcastic way.

Smart Kid: I'm as stupid, as Yoda is tall.
Not Smart Kid: I'm as interested, as Yoda is tall.

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yoda

The section of wrinkled skin the is at the base of the shaft of the flaccid penis and the top of the nut sack.

The only way that Bill could become aroused was to have someone lick his Yoda.

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