loos and death

What happens when you do the following all in one day:
1. Kick the Sandman in his stuff.
2. Tell a soccer momher baby is ugly.
3. Find the fattest, meanest police officer and call him a donut-scarfing pig.
4. Drink some hydrofluoric acid and eat some urinal cakes afterwards.
5. Shove a guinea pig, a boa constrictor, and a Shellder up your butt.
6. Floss your teeth with Richard Simmon's thong.
7. Superglue yourself to a giant rhinoceros who is running directly towards a tar pit.
Don't worry; loos and death only happens if you do all this in the order listed...even though if you do 4 and 7, you'll still die anyway.

Lil Kurt has loos and death.

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Lookie loo

In a sexual with a odd number of participants there are a couple or two couples and one lookie loo

Me and my girl killed it in bed, but the lookie loo was kinda off that day
The lookie loo was more interested in me than the other three people

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Too-da-loo

means :- goodbye

From the French tout a l'heure. Meaning see you later.

bye for now, too-da-loo

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Anita Loos effect

This refers to men having a preference for blondes, as well as the supposed increased sales of magazines that feature a blonde on the cover. Named after Anita Loos, author and screenwriter, who wrote "Gentlemen Prefer Blondes."

We'll put a well-endowed blonde on the cover of next month's magazine and take advantage of the Anita Loos effect.

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Cindy Loo Who

The absolute most annoying little cunt ass hoe bag in all of Whoville. She is a penis face and no one likes her.

You're being such a Cindy Loo Who right now man.

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lucy loo

A customer who doesn't pay but just wastes your time.

I didn't get many sales in the call center today. I mostly had lucy loo's.

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DC Toot-a-loo

A sexual act where one, typically female, squats over the chin of her lover and lets loose her odoriferous flatulence.

Last night I gave my husband a DC Toot-a-loo he'll never forget.