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An affectionate term referring to a woman with a large crisp behind
Wow, look at that Toffee Crisp
Someone who is so thick-headed and stupid that their brains cannot possibly be something else other than toffee, and since the human body does not produce toffee naturally, it can only be snorted up through the nose. Also, only people that stupid has the tenacity to actually see it through to sniff up toffee.
My dude, that guy is waiting at that Stop sign for it to go green like a Toffee Sniffer.
Someone once asked me "What is a cordless phone?", now THAT is a real Toffee Sniffer.
kind of stuff you see in your dreams, according to tom scott
Abstract Toffee
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To be touching cloth or about to shit one's self.
To receive fellatio from an individual when you have no intention of sexually satisfying said individual or progressing to full sexual intercourse.
"did you pull in that club last night?"
"yeah, but she was a minger so just got toffee on the mace and fucked off"
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“Frocktoffee”
Spillage onto the garment of a young woman, often fluid of a seminal nature (see “harry monk”) resulting in matting of fibre.
E.g. after the harry cannon when off she complained most vocally that her new dress had been “frocktoffeed” thus not suitable to attend the funeral.
E.g. after the harry cannon went off she complained most vocally that her new dress had been “frocktoffeed” thus not suitable to attend the funeral.
"Frock toffee"
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