took one for the team.

Many definitions, but for women it usually means flirting all night with an unattractive/lame guy you are not AT ALL interested in so him and his group of friends can:

A) Get you AND your girlfriends in club/lounge/event for free or pay for you all.
B) Get you AND your girlfriends into VIP.

C) Supply drinks all night for you AND your girlfriends.

Yes you end up annoyed all night and the guy acts as a major c*ck-block and you'll have to comprise a way to artfully dismiss him at the night's end, but at least you're tipsy and you're friends will thank you later because they are having a blast.

PAYING IT FORWARD.

Last night was so much fun! So glad Rachel took one for the team by entertaining that fugly dude at the VMA after party. Who knew he was bffls with Kanye?

take one for the team A.K.A.:
Took one for the team.

Taking one for the team.

Taking it for the team.

etc...

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Body took a screenshot

When you puke and shit yourself at the same time, out of nervousness or fear. Based on taking a screenshot on a phone, by pressing the power and volume buttons simultaneously.

"I was so nervous on the date, my body took a screenshot! Well almost"

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Took her temperature

A pleasant way to describe anal sex with another person. One's temperature can be taken following insertion of a throbmometer into the arsehole of the said anal fever patient.

Hey dude, how's that chick you've been banging?

She's cool. I took her temperature last Tuesday?

???

I fucked her in the arse, mate.

Oh, cool.

Took her to the bean

Slang for taking a female to your car

"Last night i took her to the bean after the party"

You took the cheese

This refers to a philosophy or a product that 'sucked' you into blind worship of it or the principle of it. Not necessarily evil or manipulative, but nonetheless 'over captivating' to the point of losing objectivity and common sense.

"You took the cheese" when you bought that iPad. This is a good example: Apple (Computer) products continue to profit on a terrible worker and human rights record in China. The products are ridiculously expensive and over-licensed and restrictive. Another example is the EULA which is the most menacing on creative authoring.

we got took

To be deceived, cheated and or lied to

This chair costs more than it’s worth. We got took!

took the bus together

To have dirty anal sex with a slut and double dip into her pussy.

Alex: Yo, Monique and I took the bus together this morning.
Bruce: That's nasty, bro. Ya'll can get willy infections like that.
Alex: Her pussy stinks anyway, bro.