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something to cut your teeth on
man, i cut my teeth working at mcdonalds so i could work up to being a sous chef! it was my sharp toothbrush job.
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When you visit your dentist for a ADA approved 6-month cleaning only to have him perform anal sex while you are under general anesthesia. The dentist then places his penis into the oral cavity of the patient as he returns from unconsciousness.
I visited my dentist for a 6-month cleaning only to awake from anesthesia with a chocolate toothbrush in my mouth
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The act of taking a hairbrush and inserting it into a woman's anal cavity to remove any leftover poop. Then using the newly obtained substance as a alternative toothpaste.
Bro have you heard of the Nigerian toothbrush?
Dude stop, half the stuff you are talking about is illegal.
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Going down on a woman while she has a full on bush.
John went down on me last night and I haven't shaved in a while...he got the Canadian Toothbrush.
A shot comprised of vodka and rumple minze.
Jake: Hey, you wanna go to Meister's tonight?
Tobias: Yeah, after work today I'm ready to pound some russian toothbrushes
When she wipes the cum off her teeth with his dick.
She used my dick as a toothbrush. Like a dick toothbrush.
When a dude puts tooth paste on his pubes while receiving oral sex from a girl slowing her to brush her teeth on his pubes with the tooth paste
Laney Wilson is giving Theo von a Carolina toothbrush and now her mouth feels refreshed