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when a guy cums onto a toothbrush and makes a girl brush her teeth using the cum as toothpaste
guy 1: I gave my girl a nasty toothpaste last night
guy 2: DAAAAMN! you a playa homes
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a toothpaste hangover is when you just brushed your teeth and then you go and have some food/drink and it taste horrible b/c of the toothpaste.
aww man i got a damn "toothpaste hangover"
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This act is the ultimate combination of two things. You fuck a girl in the ass an pull out sideways to give her a pink sock. Then you donkey punch her so hard she shits herself. The combination of these two things will give her what resembles the top of an freshly squeezed toothpaste bottle.
John: Why is that girl crying?
Bob: I gave her the shitty toothpaste..
John: OH..... MY.... GOD.......
Bob: Yeah, I know...
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When toothpaste decides to commit suicide by jumping off a toothbrush. This is usually followed by a change of clothes to avoid unwanted comments about white marks on your clothes.
This morning Jeff wat late for work because of a toothpaste suicide that dirtied his black pants.
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The act of mixing your homies taint sweat and the purest cocaine money can buy, then proceeding to snort it off of said homies erect penis.
“Bro I’m so crashed from last night”
“Oh shit what happened bro?”
“Me and Johnny were mixing up Tucson Toothpaste”
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A kind of toothpaste that effectively ruins your teeth; an advertisement parody
CHILD 1- "Have you heard the latest advertisement?"
CHILD 2 - "No, what's it about?"
CHILD 1 - "Burger toothpaste,"
CHILD 2 - "Burger what? What's that?"
CHILD 1 - "It goes like this ... Burrrrr-ger toothpaste, no cavities, no teeth, Ole!"
CHILD 2 - "A very useful type of toothpaste that is!"
(Note the no cavities no teeth part)
Cheese wiz that you use as toothpaste for cheesy teeth.
Dentist-"What do you use for toothpaste?"
Me-"Cheese toothpaste duh!"