Shit Tossing

Someone or something getting their lives fucking owned.

Friend 1: Dude, you just got your ass owned in a game of Madden. That was a real shit tossing.

Friend 2: That was just lucky, it won't happen again

Friend 1: I just owned your fucking life 76-0. You definitely got your shit tossed across the room, I'm embarassed for you

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Gremlin Toss

v. When you are fucking a little girl that resembles a gremlin or hobbit in the ass then you throw her out the window.

(in case of a major gremlin, ignore first step and just chuck her ass out the window)

Last weekend this fuckin gremlin ruined my NHL06 game with 5.4 seconds left so i gremlin tossed that little bitch.

Shut your mouth before i gremlin toss you from 3B.

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Tossing the Austin

Another name for masturbation.

I was tossing the Austin last night... It was fantastic.

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toss toy

A petite female, one that is easily moved and place in position during sex

I can't hook up with any more fat bitches, I need to find myself a toss toy!

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Toss it up

To fuck.

2pac's song "Toss It Up." If you just listen to the lyrics you'll know for sure exactly what he means when he says "Toss It Up." It could mean to throw up your set, but only if used in a different way.

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Tossing Salad

Giving anal sex with your tongue, rimming the outer area of the anus. Poking and prodding in the anal area with one's tongue.

Tossing salad

Mitch tossed Allen's salad last night after we left for the night!

Allen, that ass so fine that I'm going to toss your salad tonight!
-Mitch

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Toss the mop

1) When one finds petty amusement in the pointless destruction of mundane objects, typically while intoxicated.

2) Drunkenly engaging in an act of absurd recklessness in order to progress and amplify the recreational activities of the night.

Variations:

"Mop tosser" - one who destroys things while intoxicated
"Mop toss" - an event in which many objects are destroyed. Similar to a "shit show"

"Yo bro, me and Keith got hammered Wednesday and thought it was a good idea to toss the mop. Campus po almost caught us, but we ducked into 7-11 to grab some teriyaki jerky.