Tough Mudder

A shit taken after a night of hard drinking that is particularly difficult to deal with. Unlike the traditional morning-after shit (which is an even-flow of black, smooth tar), the Tough Mudder’s consistency is that of mud mixed with clumps of ribs and chicken wings that act as grappling hooks inside the anus. Putting a foot up on the tub and screaming as though in labor is a typical method of dealing with this difficult shit. Not to be confused with the Labatt Splats.

"I had a Tough Mudder this morning that nearly killed me. I was on the can for a good hour AND I got a nose-bleed while pushing..."

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tough titty

meaning "tough shit", a sarcastic kind of mean way of saying thats too bad, or get over it

friend: "my bf cheated on me"

you: "didnt you cheat on him last year"

friend: "yeah but..." (you cut her off)

you: "tough titty bitch"

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Beef Tough

Reference to poop, shit, feces, using the bathroom (#2), farting, etc.

Watch out, I just beefed tough.
I'll be back in a minute, I have to go beef tough.

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Mad Tough

When describing someone's physical trait as a good thing.

Someone who is attractive, that you would be interested in

Yo, that chick is mad tough! You saw her face and she got a banging body?! ~Frontline

Don't holla at her..she ain't mad tough son. She's mad weak... lost points with that forehead.

tough willie

slang term for T.W. Samuels, a cheap ass whiskey.

Are you drinking Tough Willie? damn u must be broke

tough tooties

it basically means suck it up or just deal with it

kid: I want a cookie
mom: you already had one today so tough tooties

tough crunchies

Nothing you can do about it, so you should just get over it

Chris waited until 3am to do his 10 page paper that's due at 9am,
But that's tough crunchies