middle township high school

a high school in cape may county that's filled with fake bitches and a bunch of pot-smoking fuck boys. the teachers and administration care more about the dress code than the academics. there are also many gun threats. if you stay in honors and ap classes, you won't experience the ghetto population of the school

Bob: Where do you go to school?
Joe: Fucking Middle Township High School.
Bob: Man, I heard the kids that go there throw mad parties.

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Ocean Township High School

Absolute hell on earth, this school teaches you how to be the ultimate loser. Don't expect to go far after graduation, if you even make it there. The teachers may be dumber than the students, who mostly have IQs below 0 in the first place. A mix of low class dirty degenerates and rich snobs, you will have no problem getting into heroine or becoming a prostitute. If you want to learn, you might as well just stay home, don't count on having a class where you do anything other than sit there on your phone. The hallways are filled with trash, and the toilets are filled with shit. The people who run the place might as well be kindergarteners or monkeys, as they would probably be better at their jobs. If you want your life ruined, this is the place to be.

Random person: How's life?
Me: I mean I went to Ocean Township High school, what do you expect? I am now a stripper.

Peters Township Middle School

Imagine a place where no one gets along with each other because everyone’s goal is to be better than the next person. Imagine a work environment in which only favors those who excel in sports and like to get high on Friday nights. Imagine a place where there are very, very few people who will listen to you. Imagine Peters Township Middle School. This is 2-year torture block is one of the most mismanaged, utterly disgraceful public schools I have ever stepped foot in.

The teachers fall into 2 categories - The “I want to be a middle school student again” category, in which the teachers don’t teach and instead spend class time talking about the stupid cheer and danceathon and play favorites on students who are on the path to suspension (just because those kids fit into the “popular, partying, jock” crowd”) and the “I wanna get out of this place” category, in which the teachers teach with even less personality and effectivity, don’t help anyone who asks for it, and tells kids that get 70%’s on their tests, “At least you got a passing grade.” There are few exceptions to this.

When I die, I hope I don’t end up in Peters Township Middle School.

Perry Township, Ohio

A preppy place between Canton, OH, and Massillon, OH. Bars and drunks all around. Hideous hookers too.

Hooker : Want some?
John : Fuck No! Go back into the Banana Republic! That's Perry Township, Ohio for you.

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Vernon Township High School

Ah Vernon. Where to begin? If you value an upstanding institution where students can freely express their opinions and gain an outstanding education, don't go here. We are a people of test-takers. Basically, after finishing an exam of any kind (other then drug tests), our minds expel any information it might have once had. Once graduating from Vernon most people stand around and are like, "wtf do i do now?!" Students at VTHS are not prepared to go out into the world. The only place we are destined for is Sussex County Community College, where dreams go to die. THANK YOU DRUGS AND FACULTY!

I went to Vernon Township High School and now I work at a gas station.

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Burlington Township High School

The place where you are glorified for wearing too much makeup, starting fights, being loud, and all out being ghetto. The place where you can find seniors in an Algebra 2 class. The place where eating a salad cost more than eating main lunch. And did I mention strict teaching? We have strict honors courses and plenty of harsh teachers.

Me: BrUh, I hate Burlington Township High School. I just wanna go home

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lyons township high school

possibly the greatest high school on the face of the planet. located in western springs, IL and lagrange, IL many of those who attend are brought up in well-off households and families. This provides the students with a false sense of security, but whtevessssss its still a beast school. peace love great american bagel. chipotle gives the seniors free burritos. anddd theres two campuses. :

'dude did u see lyons township high school in the bball game last night??'
'totes man they dominatedddd. oh and they also won state for soccer?? how cool are they?'
'i wish i was as cool as LT. too bad i go to central.'
'i love coach dry'
'yea LT is as beast as tits and jizz combined'

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