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Eddie Murphy Transition

When your girlfriend transition from "My Girl Likes to Party all the time, party all the time" by Eddie Murphy, to watching shitty Disney movies like "Dr. Doolittle" staring Eddie Murphy.

I broke up with Elizabeth because she was cool before the Eddie Murphy Transition happened, now she wants to stay home every night.

by myatman January 25, 2013


gavin pierce transit

A piece of shit snitch who works at pierce transit with a very small penis

Steve don’t be a Gavin pierce transit and be a man

by Boonshanka October 28, 2019


Ship High In Transit

1.) The commonly accepted origin of the word shit, but later found to be an internet hoax.

2.) The name of a band from Boston, MA

Liam: Hey, did you guys catch Ship High In Transit play the Middle East last night?

Brendan: Yeah, they were so good, I can't wait until the album drops.

Liam: What label are they on?

Carl: 727 Records, a small upstart label out of Phoenix, AZ.

Liam: James, what did you think of them?

James: They were decent...

by "Crazy" October 10, 2006

23πŸ‘ 10πŸ‘Ž


Public Transit Theory

The meaning is two-fold.

1. There will always be another girl/guy after you're done with one. Just like a bus stop, there's always one coming 15 minutes later.

2. A 'dry spell' is much like a bus stop. Sometimes there won't be a bus coming through for awhile, then all the sudden, BAM there's 4 buses. Same thing with a dry spell, you go through a long time of no action then BAM multiple people are interested in you.

Derek: Jessie broke up with me! There's no women for me!

Jeter: Dude, trust in the Public Transit Theory.

by brojo April 6, 2012


Gay by the Transitive Property

When man A hooks up with woman B, and woman B has hooked up with many more men than man A has women. Man A has now hooked up with more men than women by the transitive property, and is therefore Gay by the transitive property.

I hooked up with Kara, who has been with 150 men, now I am Gay by the Transitive property,

by Sable5CrossesPotentOr December 15, 2008

37πŸ‘ 31πŸ‘Ž


Chicago Transit Authority

The first album released by the American rock band "Chicago" or at the time "Chicago Transit Authority". The album has 4 sides and an album length of 76:32/1:16:32.

*May 2nd, 1969. 4 days after the release of Chicago Transit Authority*
Person 1 (vinyl collector): have you purchased the Chicago Transit Authority album?
Person 2 (another vinyl collector): a new album?
Person 1: yeah, they're still in stock.
Person 2: I GOTTA GET MY HANDS ON THIS BEAUTY!

by Wicked Uncle Ernie November 9, 2022


Transit Even Point

If it is worked out the time it takes to go somewhere via transit, such as by bus, taxi, car, train, horse (and etc) and this calculation includes all the extras or parking, traffic, waiting for the bus, waiting for a taxi, saddling the horse (& etc) compared to just walking there, and the time it would take to have just walked there is actually quicker, then you have not broken the transit even point.

This concept is borrowed from business where return on investment is described as a break even point where return surpasses cost.

Transit Even Point was inspired by inner city living, where walking can be quicker than transit.

You know, it would have been quicker to just walk, this waiting around does not meet the Transit Even Point!

by AlganonAU January 3, 2011