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the best word ever used for reffering to a penis!
person 1:you touched his trouser snake?!
person 2:i just coudln't help muh-self!>.<
when a fat guy wears his pants too high so that half his obese belly is packed into the top of his pants. it jiggles.
(in a scottish accent) "eh look, that referee's got a melon in his pants"
"aye a trouser melon"
A type of cloth-dwelling mongrel notable for its prominent beard and hairy jowls. It requires moderate to heavy exercise, and is particularly fond of a one-handed rough-up.
Harry Wharton: "I say, Bunter, that ruddy bully has taken orf with your cream bun!"
Billy Bunter: "Ah yes, but little does the blighter know said cream is in fact a generous dollop of fuck chuck, supplied by none other than my faithful trouser schnauzer in anticipation of such unwanted liberation. Woot!"
Like "clown shoes". Only more so
"Christ. Talk about fucking clown trousers"
I know he's a nice bloke, he's been buying you drinks all night and he wants to give you a lift home, but you're very drunk and he's a trouser bandit.
The act of blowing mud in ones pants,slacks or jeans.
Gordon could not find a cork to cram up his crack, so he said "Fuck it" and proceeded to make a batch of trouser chili in front of all the customers in the store
When you are standing next to a speaker at a concert or a party and the power of the music makes your trousers move.
Happens more with bass bins. Coined by DJ Nark.
The music was trouser-flappin' last night! Whopper tunes!