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An expression a typical Harold McGee would use when asking his students to stop daydreaming about being a thousand miles away. Often used during important lectures.
When you're sitting there sweating bullets on the AP exam, I'm going to remember this day, how you didn't hear a word I said. You were off tubing in aruba, a thousand miles away.
To take a hit from the bong.
Hey Steve let’s smoke a joint. Nah I’d rather pull a tube.
Ciagrette; health stick, fag
I came, rolled over and sucked on a cancer tube. Isn't that what guys are supposed to do?
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the blue/purple shrivelled remnants of your penis after using a condom that was too small.
stole a rubber from my midget roomate. it wasn't normal size though so after banging my girlfriend, there was nothing left of my dick except a smurf tube.
Someone you like or admire, that appears in either the television, or video stream in the internet.
I have such a tube crush on that hot girl I saw in tv last night.
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When someone is so stupid they cannot eat on their own and thus must be fed with the tube.
Derived from a 3am discussion that was about how Russian babies thought to be autistic are given a feeding tube and left on their own.
Adj. Retard, Autist, NPC, Lib Cuck
That bitch is so dumb, give her the tube.
Ricky just said socialism would work, give him the tube.
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An elite player of video games that uses his or her expert knowledge of the game to (usually unfairly) possum stomp less learned individuals.
Derived from two player battle mode in Super Mario All-Stars in which if someone camps behind a tube opening at the top or bottom of the screen, all they have to fear is Boo Spawning from a warp-hole.
Chris: Hey, have you beaten Jon yet?
Damon: No. He's being a douchebag.
Chris: How?
Damon: He's a total tube camper!