Drunk Tuning

(v.) The act of purchasing songs on iTunes while in a drunken stupor.

Chuck: "Dude, I was Drunk Tuning last night and ended up buying some random Dolly Parton & Weird Al songs! I don't even listen to them"

Tre: "That's fucked up"

Mooney Tunes

The act of one mooning someone and mid mooning, the mooner begins spewing feces onto the floor for the viewers utter disbelief.

Yo man, Jack out of seemingly nowhere pulled a Mooney Tunes in broad daylight.

Tune frag

Verb: To get a song stuck in someone else head by humming or singing it.

Mike: "My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard.."

10 Minutes later..

Sam: "..and they're like they're better than ya's"
Mike: "TUNE FRAGGED! BITCH!"

Dead that tune

To stop the constant chatting that makes no sense or lower your tone. It doesn’t have to relate to music.

You need to dead that tune

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Eye Tune

One of the many songs featured in the Veronica Mars TV show.

Veronica was a Private Eye

Itunes + Veronica equals Eye Tunes

I really dig that Eye Tune that I heard on Veronica Mars last night.

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Stand-Tunes

An often-pursued type of melody in marching band. Several such song shall be repeated, with no new installments each year.

Now, Band, you can play at least TWO notes in these stand-tunes correctly this time. Now, But Da-da-dut!

dial-a-tune

Slang for tech support. Comes from the fact that you usually are put on hold and it plays a musical tune while you wait.

"If you're calling to report a problem, press 1 now."
*Presses one*
"Please hold."
*Song starts*
"Goddamn dial-a-tune!"