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When a man finishes inside a girls turtleneck and she wears it for the rest of the day.
I gave my girl a wet turtleneck before work, no one knew she had my load under there all day!
When an uncircumcised penis touches tip-to-tip with a circumcised penis and blankets the head with its foreskin. Similar to a Chinese finger trap!
Chad: Dude, did you hear what Heath and Jake did this weekend?
Noah: No, man what happened?
Chad: Heath was passed out at the party and Jake took off his pants and gave him a turtleneck blanket!
Noah: Radical.
When you're wearing a turtleneck, but your neck is too short for the shirt, so you look like a tool.
Lauren: Hey dude, nice turtleneck.
Kevin: Thanks. It doesn't fit me very well.
Lauren: Oh man, you've got some mad turtleneck overflow.
He's got that devil's turtleneck.
They love guys with the devil's turtleneck!
the turtleneck affect is when any man buys a turtle neck, once a man puts a turtle neck on he will start using lotion,washing his hands,getting his nails done,doing his eyebrows, etc. fellas if you see a man wearing a turtle neck do not hesitate to take that shit off of him. the prime example of the turtleneck affect is drake.
hey man, have you seen that john has been using lostion ever since he bought that turtleneck?
yeah bro it’s the turtleneck affect
what’s that?
the turtleneck affect is when a guy buys a turtleneck and he starts washing his hands,using lotion etc.