skeeter twig

Is a small dick on a grown man, really small as the size of a Vienna sausage or smaller, also could be a stub.

1.Girls won't have sex with Chuck cause once they see his skeeter twig they get turned off and leave.

2.Ty's boyfriend has a skeeter twig, he told me that he might break up with him.

Twig-master

A game which college stoners play when there is a gap between class and no work could possibly get done in the allotted break time.

Round one:
Someone first penetrates the ground with a twig, then players gather leaves and penetrate the leaves with the twig. The name of the game is to NOT be the person who puts the last leaf that fits on the twig. The person to penetrate the last leaf that will fit on the twig must eat half of the leaves!

Round two:
Twigs are thrown onto the pile of penetrated leaves left on the twig. There are various drinking rules that are applied when one misses the stack of leaves and such.

Stoner 1- Hey man! Break time, let's get our Twig-master on!
Stoner 2- Chyeah alright man! Group penetration has never been this fun!

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she-twig

skinny a girl that needs more meat here bones. a girl who looks like a scrawny chicken aka a white girl

someone should feed nicole richie, lindsey lohan and hillary duff lookin' like straight up she-twigs

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Twig

A term used to describe a thin cigar rolled with marijuana

See Branch.

Jimmy: "Thats the fattest twig I've ever seen"

Jake: "That's not funny"

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Twig bitch

A girl who is skinny as fuck and shames other girls for not being as skinny as her. Some of these girls will complain about how fat they are when they literally couldn't get any skinnier.

Twig bitch: "You know you're kinda fat, right?"
Normal chick: "At least I'm not a fucking twig bitch like you!"

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twig and giggleberries

uh, not too complicated. cock and balls, folks

Aw dude, that bitch was all up on my twig and giggleberries.

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Twig boy

A person who is skinny as hell, to the point where your worried about their health. They are the type of person who needs help opening pickle jars. They are usually big city dwellers and adopt left leaning policies, they also are usually Bernie bros. Their skin is SUPER pale because they haven’t seen the sun in 6 years. They don’t have a single peice of body hair. You bet your ass they drive a Prius. They also are sometimes, but not always bugmen. They usually have vegan diets and drink soya milk. They are most famous for being quoted in the pilot episode of king of the hill.

Hey look at that twig boy over there.

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