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He is dog shit a fortnite and apex legends and always asks to get carried by vortexioz . Worst player on pc. Always complains about his pc.
Twitch Peggi_ : help, help I’m knocked
ZDJ: I’m coming to res you right now
Twitch Peggi_ : I died
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A cock twitch is when a man gets a sudden surge of horniness.
Girl: Send me a voice message of you saying I am your mistress
Guy: I'm gonna get you fucking wet
Girl: Hehe can't wait. Hurry up slave
Guy: That just made my cock twitch
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A condition common in sandwich artists whereby any bleeping noise can make them jerk their heads in a flash, concerned that the toaster may have just done a Sub to perfection or that the retarder needs emptying.
*bleeping noise*
Sandwich artist: woah! what was that! *turns head!
" I must rescue the subs"
*sees that no subs are in danger as not currently at work
Friend: "It must be that darn Subway Twitch!"
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Involuntary, muscle spasm particularly in the hand, arm, or leg caused by quick movements. Generally results from playing too many video games.
"Dude, that monster almost got you!"
"I know, the only thing that saved me was my gamers twitch!"
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A scene in a movie or television show that excites a man's penis due to high amounts of action or nudity.
Watching Species II made my dick twitch for 90 minutes straight.
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A girl who is just catching your heart for herself desires but at the same time streams at twitch to show her private parts yet they say that twitch always give them a chance. Another twitch thot is trying to battle Pewdiepie and that twitch thot is Alinity but i can assure that she will lose.
Friend:*Shows vids of twitch thots* Try to look away challenge bro.
Other friend:I shall not lose agains these twitch thots!
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Which one of the twitch thots has the flatest ass out there?
Alinity
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