two girls one cup

Verb. Synonymous with discouraged, obliterated, or owned. Just as the video, "Two Girls, One Cup" destroys women's rights, any erection a man will ever have in the future, and the confidence of a proud toilet.

1. Samuel Jackson two girls one cups everyone else in every movie he's ever played in.

2. Renee Zelwegger's appearance totally two girls one cupped my burgeoning erection

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Two girls one cup

What a person makes a friend watch to torture them

Hey dude let’s watch

two girls one cup

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two guys one cup

A stupid parody of two girls one cup.

Hey dude, have you seen two guys one cup?

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Two Girls, One Swamp

The act of two women saving up their feces for an entire month, as the feces reach the peak of methane production they climb in and begin an act so vile. The two women begin taking clumps of feces and inserting it into their rectums, vaginas, and mouths. While this is going on a Mandingo party is raging on while a gentleman whispers in the womens' ears, "Better out and in, I always say."

My mandingo party was asked to help in a Two Girls, One Swamp party. It was a little smelly.

two guys one sandbox

Gay sex in a sand box, anal bro

Yo fam, two guys one sandbox after school?

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Two Girls One Up

A pun on the internet meme "Two Girls One Cup" depicting Princesses Peach and Daisy holding a One Up Mushroom.

Ever heard of two girls one cup?

yes and i prefer two girls one up.

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two deer one cat

a wonderful and heart lifting story about three best friends. these three best friends (the two deers, bilo and sloopy, and one cat,MEOW) go on an adventure to the forest where they run into Bark, the dog. Bark reeks havok on the friends, and just when one thinks the story could not get any sadder bilo and sloopy gain revenge.

"two deer one cat made me laugh it made me figure out the meaning of life. i wanted to here it again and again!"

"and the cat said "meEoOwwW"

"oh the babies"

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