Number two

Rhyming slang for doing a poo.

Are you going to the toilet to do a number two?

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two bagger

A chick so ugly that you put a bag over your head just in case her's falls off.

Look at that ugly bitch. She is definitely a two bagger.

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Two Fucks

A crueler and more epic way of saying that you don't care about something.

Friend 1: Hey, do you wanna hear about what happened on Family Guy last night?

Friend 2: No Sean, I couldn't give Two Fucks about what you heard on that retarded show. -_-

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Minority of Two

This phrase originates from Orwell's 1984.

1. A phrase that refers to two people (usually a couple) who are so weird that they create their own world and ways of being in it.

2. When two people have their own way of viewing the world.

Yasmine and Amine are so in tune with each other, they are a minority of two.

Y.A

two roller

a dump that requires two rolls of toilet paper to clean up

i just dropped off a two roller after all that chicken

Two Tongues

An Indie band formed in 2008 by the Lead Singers of Saves The Day and Say Anything. Released their self-titled debut album on February 3rd, 2009.

Band Members:
Max Bemis - Lead Guitar/Vocals (Say Anything)
Chris Conley - Guitar/Vocals (Saves The Day
Coby Linder - Drums/Percussion (Say Anything)
Dave Soloway - Bass Guitar (Saves The Day)

Discography:
Two Tongues (2009)

A: Did you hear Two Tongues Album?

B: Yeah, my favorite song is 'Crawl'

A: Oh, mines 'Even If You Don't'. It really speaks to me.

two putting

engaging in sexual intercourse in the center of a putting green on a golf course. following ejaculation, both partners run away naked leaving the rubber in the hole for an unlucky early golfer.

The country club security almost caught me two putting last night!