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ultimate bias is a term used mostly (if not entirely) in the world of kpop, usually a bias in a kpop group is your favourite member, however a ultimate bias is a biad held to a higher standard, a bias you love more than your other biases, however you can have multiple ultimate biases, they are sometimes referred to as “ults”
Person A: who’s your ultimate bias this week?
Person B: oMg I hAvE tOo MaNy BuT iD lOwKeY fUcK tAeYoNg FrOm NcT
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A sexual position where you and your lover can both watch "The Ultimate Warrior's All-Time Greatest Matches DVD" and if not available, a self-recorded tape of his Wrestlemania 6 fight against Hulk Hogan will do. Right when your girl is about to reach her climax (preferably in a physical position where your two shadows cast upon a nearby wall will make out to look like The Ultimate Warrior mining for Riaken fuel), once she nears climax you start beating the piss out of her, throwing tomahawk elbows and nasty moon-a-saults, punches and nuclear leg-drops will suffice as well. When she is naked and badly injured, you then yell and chant the Ultimate Warrior's theme song, while stomping around the room.
Definition note: This act of sexual fun is considered illegal in about 50 states. However, extremely legal and frequent on the planet Raiken.
Jason - "Dude, I just ordered my copy of "The Ultimate Warrior's All-Time Greatest Matches DVD", Rebecca is not even gonna know what the fuck happened when I give her The Ultimate Warrior"
Rick - "I heard that is extremely illegal bro, make sure you buy plenty of gauze and bandages"
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A marijuana user who will go to great lengths to gather any and all remnants of leaves, stems, seeds, etc... from all pieces of paraphernalia, bottles, cases, etc... to get high until his/her dealer calls them back, which always holds enormous uncertainties.
Kevin, the ultimate scrounger, accumulated enough scraps to fill a bowl for two, right after I had told him we were out.
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One who prepares himself by asking "How should I prepare myself? Should I jump off the tallest building in the world, should I lay in the lawn and let lawnmowers run over me, should I go to Africa and be trampled by raging elephants!"
Now you must deal with the creation of all the unpleasantries, in the entire universe, as I feel the injection from the gods above. I only know that the Ultimate Warrior is TOTALLY OUT OF CONTROL!!!!
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Best game ever played. Common among collage students and hippies. Equipment includes frisbee disc, and a field where a disc may be thrown. 7 players per team each one with an endzone. One team tries to throw the frisbee down the field and catch it in the opposing teams endzone. Main rule: no running with the disc. Ultimate Frisbee is a self regulated self officiated game, there are no refs, all part of spirit of the game. Players judge themselves and all have a good attitude.
person 1: lets go play ultimate frisbee,
person 2: Ok! there is a pick up game at the local collage.
person 3: don't forget your sandals.
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When walking into a very ordinary nightclub to find only one very hot looking woman, 9 times out of 10 she will be acompanied by a very dirty looking woman. In order to hook up with the hotter of the two, one of your mates must distract the dirtier one by hooking up with her.
Hooking up with the dirty one is known as making "the ultimate sacrifice".
Furby and Mick walk into the Pavillion, Sydney.
Mick: Look at that stunner over there!
Furby: She is gorgeous.. but look at that ugly mole she is with
Mick: Furby... one of us has to make the ultimate sacrifice...
Furby: .... I want to make the ultimate sacrifice...
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A great game played with a frisbee invented by Joel Silver and Buzzy Hellring at Columbia High School in Maplewood, NJ in 1968.
Let's go play some ultimate!!!
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