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"I would found an institution where any person can find instruction in any study."
Founded in 1865 by Ezra Cornell, now a member of the elite group of schools known as the Ivy League. Regarded to be the easiest to get into (due to the state colleges that are branches of the university) but the hardest to stay in. In one article, it was mentioned as "the only campus where you walk up a 45 degree incline in 45 degree weather to get a 45% on a test."
Far above Cayuga's waters...
Hail, all Hail Cornell
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Small Jesuit school located in Fairfield Connecticut. 95% of students are carbon-copies of one another, not that that's a bad thing. They are generally prep school graduates, attractive, white, very wealthy, moderately intelligent, with a super-human capacity for alcohol. Some may consider these kids snobby, pretentious, and privileged. Requirements for admission include but are not limited to owning a pink vineyard vines polo, sperrys, daddys credit card, mommys credit card, a trust fund, anything pastel, and some sort of alcoholism. For the girls, as many black leggings and rompers that can be fit into a draw.
One fairfield University kid to another:
Person 1:What should I wear to the beach today?
Person 2: Your polo and sperrys
Person 1: How are we going to get there?
Person 2: I will put the uber on daddys credit card!!
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The University of Brighton, better known by its official name, Brighton Polytechnic.
Established sometime in the 60's as a place for dropouts from inferior schools to attend, in order to keep them off the streets. The institution has continued this proud tradition through to this day, offering courses in sleeping, incest and media studies, all worthwhile subjects for a life guaranteed to be funded by state welfare.
Around East Sussex and Brighton, it is well known as being the establishment to which people not quite smart enough to make it into Sussex University go. It is generally full of people who are so boring to talk to, that people have been known to pass out mid-interlocution.
Brighton Poly students are also known for their permanently high alcohol content, proficiency at activities that involve bouncing various kind of ball, and the universal ability to skin a reefer in under 30seconds.
The entry requirements to the academic world of Brighton Poly are notoriously low. Applicants are not required to have A levels, in part because many of the students are not aware of the existence of letters. Applicants merely have to demonstrate that they do not drag their knuckles as they perform locomotive tasks, and proficiency with a cigarette lighter is guaranteed to secure entry.
All three of the Brighton Poly sites are located in the dodgiest parts of Brighton and Eastbourne, just where they belong.
"They're just a polytechnic" sung by Sussex Uni students at the back of the bus 25 to taunt Brighton University Students, in the style of the Football chant.
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The only place in the world where a hairy Jewish kid will get laid by a supermodel.
"(Giggle) Look, Bobby Goldman's yarmulke is the same color as his Bentley- how stylish!"
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The University of Melbourne is a public research university located in Melbourne, Australia. Founded in 1853, it is Australia's second oldest university and the oldest in Victoria. The university is widely considered the leading educational institution in the country--a belief which its promoters will try to make very clear to you.
The University of Melbourne is a college-level academic facility located in Melbourne, Victoria, Australia.
A mystical university in the middle of a cornfield. The Narnia (haha C.S. Lewis) of Indiana, where melons and gourds are worshiped, everyone gets married after 1 date, and dancing is strictly forbidden. The basketball team has fans show up for only one game a year, and the most popular dorms have no AC. Everyone is obsessed with "intentional community" and will go to Wendys at literally any time.
There are men carrying golf clubs and wearing polos marching around a dorm 7 times, waiting for it to collapse? That must be Taylor University.
An academic institute in the South West of England. Inhabited by many 'rahs' and Oxbridge rejects. Attempt to befriend Holland Hall residents, they could buy you things with Daddy's credit card. Many of the norms hang out at La Frowda and Moberly. Tracksuit bottoms and flip-flops are worn even in the coldest winter months around campus, these are particularly worn by students originating from Cambridge. Beware of getting Exeter mixed up with Surrey, most of the middle-class youngsters of Surrey have travelled for miles in a first class carriage to attend this institute.
"You're going to Exeter University?"
"Well yes, Oxford isn't ready for me yet, besides they do have a Hollister and Jack Wills so I can wear my fortune" - typical rah
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