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Your friends that are your bitches and live on your every word. Most of the time they have little money and are of little value overall. This term was made popular by MaterialBITCH
My useless friends clean up my vomit after a solid night of drinking and partying.
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Distributed throughout schools worldwide.
Such as Algebra through Trigonometry, Language classes like English, unless you want to learn a new language.
Science does not fall under this category, because it is necessary, otherwise we wouldn't know that certain elements react differently, and possibly dangerously with other elements.
World Cultures is somewhat important, so that you understand other people in the world better.
John: "Excuse me, Mrs. Smith?"
Mrs. Smith: "Yes, what is it John?"
John: "This is Useless Information, when will we ever need to know how to find the x and y intercepts of the graphed line?"
Mrs. Smith thinking: "Must change the subject..."
Mrs. Smith: "Well John, if you ever get a job including the use of advanced mathematics, you will need to learn this."
John: "But I hate math, I want to be a race car driver."
Mrs. Smith: "SHUT UP NO BACK TALKING, NOW GO TO THE PRINCIPAL'S OFFICE RIGHT NOW!!!!"
John: "F*** YOU!"
After John graduated High School, he became a successful Nascar driver and later visited Mrs. Smith to rub it in, and to show her that math isn't necessary to drive a car really fast.
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Woman utterly without worth. Not able to perform simple tasks or be relied upon to do any thing.
From the Latin Emmaus Mandamus.
Related Words Slack Mole
Jezz your x wife is a useless cow.
Can’t believe you are still going out with that useless cow.
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Words featured on Urban Dictionary's "word of the day" page but are never used in any conversation what so ever.
Guy 1: Dude did you see all those Useless WOTD's on Urbandictionary.com?
Guy 2: Yeah they seemed cool when I first saw them but saying them just seems so stupid!
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A group of people that are good for nothing who can't do anything right.
FUT traders are useless fucks!
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Well we know exactly what it is. Sakura is fucking useless. Sakura as in Sakura Haruno(no shit). If you like sakura well then you are as uselss as Sakura.
Useless Sakura, always standing around and not doing shit.
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supporting too hard in league of legends
Sujan was being useless
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