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Term used by most karens of facebook, stating a thought that most vaccines cause autism, albeit with no citation.
Karen: *googles vaccines cause autism*
Google: Your search for "vaccines cause autism" did not match any documents.
The depopulation weapon that will kill everyone
I got my COVID-19 vaccine, did you get yours?
Nah, you just signed your death warrant. The time is ticking, enjoy it while you still can libtard.
Death by lethal injection. Texas's solution to population control.
They finally gave Spookie-tookie the anti-crime vaccine last week. Yeeeaaahhh boooyyeeee!
A vaccine in which people of color, regardless of age and health receive a vaccine first because society is structured for white people to live longer (and because they’re non-white). Therefore, they DON’T deserve the vaccine first, despite their age and health.
Young and healthy person of color: “Thanks for the COVID-19 vaccine, doc! I’m young and healthy, so I didn’t need it. But hey, I’ll take it!!
Old white person: damn bro. That’s vaccine racism af.
a combination of chicken noodle soup, 2 tylenol PM's, and ginger ale.
Kid #1) Yo, you feelin better bro?
Kid #2)Cha dude my mom gave me the blue collar vaccine.
When the number of times centenarians are encouraged to get vaccinated and boosted within a certain time frame is based on the sum of the digits of their age (not exceeding half a dozen jabs) in order to prolong their longevity on this side of eternity—for instance, a 102-year-old person would be jabbed at least three times, compared to a 103-year-old folk who would be shot no less than four times.
A nursing home has three senior residents aged 102, 103, and 104, respectively. Based on pre-heaven vaccination guidelines, what is the least number of shots the trio are expected to receive in due course?
Indicates someone is talkative; joking reference to needle on phonographs.
"Kristen never shuts up! She must've been vaccinated with a Victrola needle."