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You have Are the best friend that anyone can have you deserve Chelsea and I am so happy for the both of you guys and I hope you guys stay married forever ❤️❤️❤️
Vernon cox is my best friend
whether it’s a crack whore or an executive human being, you’ll find those and the ones in between. Vernon possibly has debatably the weirdest mix of people, along with one of the worst football teams in jersey. You see such a hyped school when it comes to the school sports, at least until it comes to the pep rallies. if you are from the town surrounding vernon you are weird. It doesn’t matter who you are. you’re weird.
“Hey are you from Vernon Township High School? I heard y’all were weird.”
From the town of Vernon Hills, Vernon Hillbillies are the few, and the proud. They don't give a shit what you think about them, they're just here to have a good time and have fun. You'll never see them wearing designer clothing or driving a new car. They're born and raised to be independent, and they're not afriad to get a bit rough. If you come across a Vernon Hillbilly, know that they'll be a good friend, but to never mess with them
Vernon Hillbillies are great people, my best friend is one
When one sneaks back into their house (typically one shaped like Mt. Vernon) without their parents knowing, after a long night of drinking.
Tonight, we’re going to pull The Vernon Manuever.
The legendary water fountain. If you drink from it you may turn into a Testosterone God..
Jeff: Come to Mount Vernon Barbell and drink the Mount Vernon Barbell water with me. It gives you superpowers.
Ryan: What super powers?
Jeff: It is tren infused water. You get immense gains my brother.
A.k.a: "The Mt. Vernon method"
An old strategy for cleaning and decluttering...the Mount Vernon Method. Originating from the Washington Estate: Mt. Vernon
The Mount Vernon Approach was used at George Washington's estate, the method involves a one-room-at-a-time approach, starting at the door and moving clockwise around the room, cleaning and organizing one piece of furniture before moving on to the next. The advantage of this method is pacing yourself, and having clear goals that can be accomplished one by one.
n. "I learned to use the Mt. Vernon approach from my mother." --E.M.
v. "Just Mt. Vernon it."
To get fucked really hard and instead of lube he uses sand - he thinks you have been outsmarted but when you eventually figure it out he unknowingly gets vernoned right back Thereby evening the field
Hey look how funny that guy is walking - he must have been vernoned