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When you hit a weed vape and a tobacco vape at the same time.
Noah: Yo, let me hit your vape.
Matt: The weed one or the tobacco one?
Noah: Both. Virtual spliff!
Noah hits both at the same time.
Reality, but in virtual. Yeah, you're welcome.
Person 1: Wanna do some VR?
Person 2: What's VR?
Person 1: Virtual reality.
Person 2: What's that.
Person 1: You're a fucking idiot.
When you use any virtual reality headset and feel yourself tilt in the opposite direction you are moving in game
I was racing in a virtual car and virtual inertia caused me to fall backwards
The most amazing producer in the history of time.
Me: Yo man, have you heard this new track?
Some other guy: That's fucking sick, bro. Who is that? Skrillex?
Me: No, that's not fucking Skrillex you stupid piece of fucking shit. That's Virtual Riot!
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When a former friend prevents you from getting ass, not in person, but from any distance.
"Hey man, I'm going to put The club online and it's going to be funny."
"Hey man, that girl saw the definition. Game OVER."
"YES... I AM KING OF THE VIRTUAL COCKBLOCK!"
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the effect free internet porn can have on your computer without proper "virtual protection" like Kaspersky and AVG condoms, giving you all kinds of nasty diseases like trojans, spyware, and malware.
virtual AIDS can then be transferred from computer to computer, similar to the real AIDS
i didn't have any good forms of virtual protection, so my computer contracted virtual AIDS, and now all my friends have it too :)
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An activity in which one engages in sexual activity with another person, whom neither have ever seen/met in real life before. Usually the two meet online.
Guy 1: Dude! I offered to trade money for one of my online friends' love yesterday!
Friend: That's virtual prostitution, man.
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