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to masterbate immediatly after waking up
dude, I barely got out of bed this morning. had to wake and shake to wake up
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This is when you take an edible (marijuana infused baked good) right before a nap. When you wake up you will be stoned.
Bake and wake, it's what real dreams are made of.
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When a male wakes up with morning wood, then proceeds to relieve himself by masturbating.
"I woke up this morning and caught Dave waking off! I enjoyed it thoroghly..."
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The act of waking up and starting your day by ingesting large amounts of speed, preferably by method of insufflation.
Jimmy started his day with a wake and shake- he woke up and immediately started blowing his brother's prescription of adderall. Five minutes later he started to clean his entire house.
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to masturbait as soon as you wake up
a wake and spank is quiet pleasurable every now and then
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A spin off of the term "Wake And Bake" (which refers to waking up and getting high) The term "Wake And Cake" refers to waking up, and and getting your cake ($$$) up
"I'm grinding out here, everyday I wake and cake!"
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The act of waking up to a handjob that is already underway.
"Hey man, I heard you had to get up early this morning for community service."
"Yea, but I got waked off, so it was worth it."
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