A slutty whore that will fuck anything that walks
Enjoys being treated like shit
“Did you hear that bubble wand slept with 5 more guys this week?”
According to Tik tok “mascara wand” refers to a man’s genitals, and the “tube” being a women’s genitals.
“My boyfriend put his mascara wand in to someone else’s tube”
The act of freezing a mould of period blood into a phallic shape to then use as a dildo.
Oh Rachel my dear you do seem to have a particularly heavy flow this month. We should try that vampire wanding I keep hearing about! I’ll get the lollipop sticks.
Another name for schlong or length, but with a majestic magical quality of being able to make legs open at will...
"Man Jamal must have a gash wand, he only has to point it at ho's and their legs open moistly ready for core drilling"
Trevor is one lucky cunt, he doesn't have any banter but he does have a gash wand, he's balls deep 3 times a day - he has a magical length
handheld device for texting, emailing, facebooking or anything else that enables the sending of/receiving of personal drama events.
nailed that bitch with one bite of my drama wand
Adopted by the Ozark garden walk consortium as a critical tool required in the process of dab or wax consumption. Banger wands can be of various design and style but the purpose of the tool is to scoot the substance from its packaging and to stir it into a glowing banger.
The only way to safely put the the dab into that glowing red banger is with a banger wand
D-Wand
A high-powered air wand made by the good people a Dyson that is very useful for drying hard-to-reach places if nozzling gets a bit out of hand.
"I was in Dubai recently and, naturally, did some nozzingly. Went a bit overboard, and TP simply would not have suffice. Boy was I happy they had a D-Wand."